Ever had one of those odd moments? You know, the ones where brilliance strikes without you getting charred.
I had one of those moments today. I was talking to one of my brothers about Fortune cookies. He suffered a traumatic experience with one. (It was empty. Actually Empty. Without fortune even.) The horror of it all. You get all worked up, looking forward to the poorly worded contents that will assure you of a wonderful day or fantastic luck or even a sage warning about impending unpleasantness. And its all ripped out from under you. Your cookie is empty. What could be worse than that??